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they said it not me.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 23, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon
    Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos
    -- you never know what's going to burn your ass."

    I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is
    not looking good either.

    I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound they make as
    they go flying by.

    Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

    Accept that some days you are the pigeon and most days the statue.

    Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first
    time, chances are you won't be needing him again.

    I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought
    to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?

    My reality check bounced.

    On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

    I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

    You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

    Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

    Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat
    you with experience.

    A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

    Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you won't be

    After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month
    than you did before.

    The more [naughty word] you put up with, the more [naughty word] you are going to get.

    You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

    So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!
    Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

    I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

    I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

    Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease
    to be amused.

    I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without a boner,
    make him a sandwich!

    What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how
    to work it!

    How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine? It's the one
    with bite marks on the cap ???

    COCHEV 1/2 ton status

    Jul 9, 2002
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    Washougal WA
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  3. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

    Jun 30, 2002
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  4. 54willys

    54willys Newbie

    Dec 12, 2002
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    free beer ..................... tomorrow!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
  5. Don

    Don 1/2 ton status

    May 30, 2002
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