> Why does a gynecologist leave the room when women get undressed? > > Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? > > Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? > > Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? > > If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? > > Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? > > Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? > > If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages? > > Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date? > > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? > > Is French kissing in France just called kissing? > > Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? > > What do people in China call their good plates? > > Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest? > > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? > > Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?