If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?" What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! What do you call male ballerinas? Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? Did Adam and Eve have navels? Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Who was the first person, seeing an egg come from a chicken's butt, that thought, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?" And who opened that first OYSTER and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't THIS look yummy." ???