Why Men Pee Standing Up > > Seems God was just about done with creating the > universe > but he had two extra things left over in his bag so > he > decided to split them between Adam and Eve. > > He told them that one of the things he had left was > a > thing that would allow the owner to pee while > standing > up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I > was > wondering if either one of you would like that." > > Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give > that > to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just > the > sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. > Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went > like > an excited little boy. > > So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really > wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave > Adam > the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up > and > he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree > and > then went off to write his name in the sand, > laughing > with delight all the while. > > God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God > said > to Eve, "Well, here's the other thing and I guess > you > can have it." > > "What's it called?" Eve asked. > > "Brains" God said.