This is some funny stuff.

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  1. colbystephens

    colbystephens 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Feb 24, 2005
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    My wife found me on the 5th floor. I would have found her on the first floor of the wive's store, but that's good enough for me. :haha::bow:

    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in
    New York City, where a woman may go to choose a
    husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
    description of how the store operates.

    You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six
    floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
    shopper ascends the flights.

    There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man
    from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up
    a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
    the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are
    extremely good looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
    drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
    drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and
    have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
    floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
    There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
    solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    A New Wives store opened across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have

    The third through sixth floors have never been

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