This\'ll make your day 1) During an hour's swim at a local pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. 2) In an average day, your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) 3) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. 4) In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! 5) Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 6) Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 7) In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. 8) At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. 9) Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.