> > When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box > under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 > years > of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their > 30th > anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and > peeked > inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She > closed > the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the > box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with > such > contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. > After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she > confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my > promise > and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the > temptation > was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know -- why do you keep > the 3 > empty beer cans in the box?" Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess > after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was > unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to > remind myself not to do it again." Hillary was shocked, but said, > "Hmmmmmm, > Jennifer, Paula, and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by > your > behavior. > > > > However, since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does happen and I > guess > 3 times is not that bad considering your problem." Bill thanked her for > being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while > later, Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the > box?" > Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty beer cans, I > took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."