Three young women

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  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jan 12, 2001
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    Three young women are at a cocktail party.
    The conversation turns to their position in life and
    it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.

    The first one says, "My husband is taking me to
    the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and
    then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.

    The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought
    me a new Mercedes," and looks about with
    considerable pride.

    Number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest
    with you, we don't have much money and we don't
    have any material possessions. However,one
    thing I can tell you about my husband is that
    thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on
    his erect penis."

    After this, the first one looks shamefaced and
    says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was
    just trying to impress you. You know that vacation
    I was telling you about? Well, it's not to the
    French Riviera, it's to my parents house for two weeks."

    The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed
    me. It's not a Mercedes,he bought me a Plymouth."

    "Well," the third one says, "I also have a confession
    to make, canary number thirteen has to stand on
    one leg!"

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