Today\'s quickies What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight! What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like? Depends . What's "68"? You do me and I owe you one. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged! What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker. Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! What's the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in. What do you call a truckload of vibrators? Toys for Twats. Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop? What do you get when you combine Verizon and Viagra? Can you feel me now, can you feel me now.