Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins... The guy from "TEXAS" says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands, and castrated that sucker with my teeth." The guy from "WYOMING" couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing." "I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit it's head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I am still here today!" The "MONTANA" cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.