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Trasnferred to Los Angeles

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TopOff, Dec 11, 2002.

  1. TopOff

    TopOff 1/2 ton status

    Jan 16, 2002
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    Folsom, ca
    A guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the
    seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking,
    biting his nails and moaning in fear.

    "Hey, pal, what's the matter?" said the first guy.

    "I've been transferred to Los Angeles, California," he answered
    nervously. "They've got race riots, drugs, the highest crime
    rate in the country..."

    "Hold on," said the first. "I've been in L.A all my life, and
    it's not bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work,
    mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and
    it's as safe as anywhere in the world."

    The second guy stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank
    God. I was worried to death! But if you live there and say it's
    ok, I'll take your word for it. By the way, what do you do for a

    "Me?" said the first, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck."
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

    Feb 24, 2000
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
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