> >A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big >huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at >him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles >weigh 3 lbs each, Turner Brown." The small guy just faints dead away and >falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping >his face and shaking him. He asks "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice the >little guys says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big >dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just I'd give you >the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, >weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my >name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said >'Turn Around!'"