>>A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy >>standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, >>looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 >>pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." >> >>The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down >>and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you >>alright?" >> >>In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did >>you say?" >> >>The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd >>just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. >>I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left >>testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown." >> The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'