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Twas The Night Before Christmas... A Holiday Poem For Bubba..

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by landsmasher, Dec 8, 2002.

  1. landsmasher

    landsmasher 1/2 ton status

    Mar 13, 2002
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    California, The Blow Me State
    T' was the night before Christmas, when all through the house

    The whole damn family, was drunk as a louse

    Grandpa & Grandma were singing a song, Bubba Ray was in bed, "flogging " his dong

    Ma home from the cathouse, and I out of jail, had just settled down for a good piece of tail

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I jumped off of Ma, to see what was the matter

    Away to the window I made a mad dash, flipped open the window and fell out on my ass

    And what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, but a rusty old sleigh, and a dozen reindeer

    With a little fat driver stroking his prick, I knew in a moment that bastard was St. Nick

    Slower than snails his chargers they came, and he cursed and he swore as he called them by name

    "Now Dasher and Donder, up over the walls, quick now damnit or I'll cut off your balls"

    Then up on the rooftop he stumbled and fell, and came down the chimney like a bat out of Hell

    He stumbled and staggered and went for the door, then he tripped on his dong and fell on the floor

    And I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight

    "Piss on you all, it's a Hell of a night "
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    Z3PR Banned

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    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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