Babies Rated G Two storks are sitting in their nest - a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying so the father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy." The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, and the baby stork is crying again. The mother says, "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies." A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate because their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night. The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students!" <><><><><> Image of the Day - May 16, 2002 Piceless! - Night Out With The Girls Rated PG-13 http://www.twistedhumor.com/pi/2002/may/16.php <><><><><> How much does the car of your dreams cost? http://twistedhumor.com/slink/adlink.php?02-05-16-__ABT4 <><><><><> QUICKIES - Rated G Q: How many O.J. jurors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They voted that it was 'not dark'. <><><><><> Program File of the Day - May 16, 2002: Oral Sex Rated R EXE 96KB A priest, a janitor and an old lady... A TwistedHumor.com Exclusive. http://www.twistedhumor.com/pp/2002/may/16.php <><><><><> Do you need a night out? Would you like to see a big game with some friends? We provide premium seating to all major concerts, sports, & theatre events, nationwide! Check out our webstore and see what is in your area! http://twistedhumor.com/slink/adlink.php?02-05-16-South5 <><><><><> If you would like to advertise in TwistedHumor.com and reach over 1 million subscribed readers, please visit our advertising section at http://www.twistedhumor.com/advertising.shtml Archives of all of our past jokes, daily images, and other humorous files can be found at our website: http://www.twistedhumor.com/ Please help pass on the laughs - forward this email to your friends and co-workers or visit our site and enter their email and have them laugh first thing tomorrow when they receive their first TwistedHumor.com email. Keep in mind that everybody on our mailing list must choose to be subscribed, so they will be sent a confirmation email to make sure they do wish to subscribe and will not receive any of the daily jokes until they respond. And remember, anybody can always unsubscribe at any time from our website.