Twiztid (Eric) and his girlfriend on their first night of making love

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  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over,
    pulled out
    a
    > > >cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to
    find
    it,
    > > >he
    > > >asked the girl if she had one at hand.
    > > >
    > > >"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He
    opened
    > the
    > > >drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches setting
    neatly
    on
    > > >top
    > > >of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to
    worry.
    > > >
    > > >"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
    > > >
    > > >"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
    > > >
    > > >"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
    > > >
    > > >"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
    > > >
    > > >"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
    > > >
    > > >Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
     
  2. ramjet gmc

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    that is ugly /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    OMG!!! That is awful, I almost fell backwards out of my chair. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!!!! poor Eric... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Dude!!
    That was a P/M, a Private Messege! I told you not to say anything. /forums/images/icons/mad.gif
    Last time I tell you anything, jeez...

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    Twiz 1/2 ton status

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    FUMES!!! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

    Missed ya!
     
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    try this one [​IMG]
     
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    all i can say is ouch! that is messed up and soo funny at the same time
     
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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    FUMES!!!Missed ya!

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    I thought it was too quiet around here! Where have ya been? Did you tell us already and I missed it? Anyhoo...welcome home!
     
  11. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester Premium Member

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    Ahhh, shucks, thanks guy's.
    Yeah after BB02 I had to come home and take care of my Father in laws estate, he passed away while I was in Utah.... /forums/images/icons/frown.gif /forums/images/icons/frown.gif /forums/images/icons/frown.gif , but things are getting back to normal now so I'll be causing trouble on a regular basis, real soon.... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    Man that sucks dude! Sorry to hear it!! I was wondering why you'd been so quiet!

    Rene
     

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