> > > Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a > > > surrogate mother artificially inseminated. > > > > > > When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies > > > are in the ward, 23 of whom are crying and screaming. One, over in > > > the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the > > > gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. > > > > > > "Isn't it wonderful?" Neil says to Bob. "All these unhappy children, > > > and ours is so happy." The nurse says, "Oh, sure he's happy now, > > > but just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his > > > ass."