One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. > > He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. > > In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned > to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. > > He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in > deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they > became worried and decided to go to the hospital. > > As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her > date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he > could get the peanut out. > > The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two > fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father > blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for > joy. > > The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the > young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone, the > mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? > What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" > > The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."