Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Mar 6, 2006.
HO HO HO MOTHER ****ERS!!!!!!!
MERRY RHAMODAN(sp?) BITCHES!!!!!
With the beginning on the War on Terror, Santa had to keep the reindeer at the North Pole and look into other means of transportation so he could bring Christmas to the troops in the war zones. Just to let the bad guys know he meant business, Santa talked the air crew into flying him over a terrorist encampment so he could 'splain to the terrorists just exactly what he thought of their hedonistic ways................................
Just testing the new toys....Santa figured since kids now days only play video games, that the gun business had a much bighter future.
The naughty kids still don't get toys, but this year Santa made an exception and gave them lead.
Been bad this year?
Expecting a lump of coal in your stocking?
Well, not from Sergeant Claus!!
He delivers 670 grains of armor-piercing, behavior-modifying hot metal, straight into yo a$$!
So, if you've been bad this year... better look the f**k out.
Donald, where the hell did you find this pic?! It's friggin' sweet!
It's a Marine CH-46E, for anyone who doesn't know...
I thought it was a Chin-hook! Hmmm, the Corps call it a Sea Knight.............kool! Came across it looking for other stuff............
Actually, two similar, but different aircraft. Chinook is a CH-47, while the Sea Knight is a CH-46.
As for the caption
"I'll show you make-believe beotches!!!!!"
those naughty kids on the naughty or nice list....well this is what they get for Xmas...
Should have a caption over Santa that says:
"Where's Osama? I have his christmas present for him!"
"Where's Bush? I'll show him weapons of mass destruction!"
Thats a good one..
everyone download "the night santa went crazy" by weird al
listen and stare at this picture. if you can go the whole song without laughing, you are certified insane.
Santa: you should do a story about me
Santa: Cause i'm so F**KIN HARD!
Speaking of hard, only in the USMC can you find CH-46E's. Even though the v22 is suppose to be filling in for the 46 role, it will never be replaced.
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