> Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the > greatest skill. > The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven > fingers on a pianist. He went on to give a recital for the > Queen of England." > > The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a > car accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his > body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold > medals for field events in the Olympics." > > The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. > He was high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse > head-on into a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles > per hour. > All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon > hat. Last year he > became president of the United States."