Hey I warned you, don't get mad at me... In a press conference at the White House today, President George W. Bush thanked the many stars of the music industry who had donated their time and talents to the production of this charity single. He said that he had listened to it and went on to warn the Taliban that if Osama bin Laden was not handed over, a Christmas remix single and album would follow. --It gets worse-- ~~~~~~ Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers, some of them can go through 110 stories in about 30 seconds. --Told ya-- ~~~~~~ FAA Announcement The Federal Aviation Authority in the US has just made this announcement : "We wish to announce that the inaugural 'Women Pilots' day was a complete failure, and will not be repeated". ~~~~~~ Q. How many sides to a Pentagon? A. Four. ~~~~~~ The FBI has just identified the man who trained the hijackers: Dale Earnhardt. ~~~~~~ Famous Last Words: "Look! Up in the sky!" "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's . . . oh F*CK, it IS a plane!!!" There's no situation in life so tragic that I can't look back on it and laugh, "Ha ha! Glad that didn't happen to ME!