After many years of faithful service, Santa has passed away. He and Mrs. Clause determined that he was a little too jolly and big back in 1998. Santa began trying all the latest fad diets. In 1999 he began the untested Atkin's Diet (eat nothing but meat). Later in 2000 he had a heartattack and passed. Last year, all of California senators said the burden was too much to try and carry on his legacy and decided to let all the little girl and boys know the truth.