I come for visit, got treated regal, So I stay, who care I illegal? I cross the border, poor and broke, Take bus, go see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to talk to welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, And Medicare it keep you healthy. By and by I got plenty money. Thanks to you American DUMMY. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them come as fast as you can. They come in rags and Chebby trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks ... it gets better. 14 families they're moving in, But neighbor's patience is wearing thin. Finally, white guy up and moves away, Now I buy his house and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." And in the yard I put up a tent. Send for family (they just trash) But they, too, draw the welfare cash. Everything now is mucho good, For soon we own the whole neighborhood. We have hobby ... it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding. Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free ... we got no bills. American crazy, he pay all year, To keep the welfare running here. We think America darn good place, For aliens like us to establish base. Liberals have such a wonderful plan, But Conservatives keep trying to enforce a ban. So if they no like us, they can go, Got lots of room now, down in Mexico.