Ok, hadta go to the eye dr today. Was gonna get contacts, cause I have to renew my license this month and I would be close on passin the eye test, dont feel like wearing glasses, yadda yadda. Anyway, I go, sit in the chair, do all the tests. He sends the nurse to go get a box of contacts, he puts em in, has me read the eye chart, do that fine, and I start reading these flyers on the back of the door (he was amazed, he said no one has ever done that before). So sit there a minute talking to the doctor, amazed that I can see, then I start feelin funny, and the doctor asked me if I was ok, I said I felt a little weird, and as soon as I said that I leaned my head back, and according to him, my eyes rolled back and I was slap happy out. Next thing I know, I have the smelling salts under my nose being fanned with a magazine by an optometrist and a nurse putting wet rags on my head and neck. Somewhere in the process he popped the contacts back out and when I came back to, everything sounded like I was in a fishbowl, and I had like 40/2000 vision. So after 5-10 I could see and hear again, and he told me hes had that happen about 10 times with contacts, just some people have a reaction. So needless to say, no contacts for me. Someone wanna send me some $$ for lasik? What a day. And of course, after Im feeling fine, they keep pestering me asking if I feel all right. Asking if I need a drink, a piece of candy, a cracker. I accuse them of offering me food because Im fat. They are not ammused. Why does the weird crap happen to me?