What Pets Say While Watching Humans Have Sex Dog: "Oh, God, not again. Let's turn the hose on them." Dog: "Great, there goes the urge to drink out of the toilet." Cat: "Y'know, if I didn't have a tail, I'd try that." Dog: "I've heard about that position -- it's called 'human style.'" Sheep: "It's just a phase. He'll be back." Dog: "How strange -- why would you want someone else to lick it for you?" Rabbits: "Amateurs!" Dog: "Geez, they have to look at each other's *faces* while they're doing that??" Dog: "Let's hop on and make it a conga line!"