Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Jun 23, 2006.
Someday, I will write something profound here
With that attitude, I highly doubt it.
Never doubt me
Profound in its own curious shallow way. You have done it RJ you may rest now
No rest for the wicked
I understand how hard it can be to create profoundity on the spot. So here is a list of profound observations and statements. Perhaps you can just select one of these, or even better this may help you to create a profound thought of your own. Good Luck.
Live off your parents as long as possible.
It's always in the last place you look.
Go boldly where no one has gone before.
If you don't care where you are, you aren't lost.
When on stage, remember to imagine the audience in their underwear.
Think of the last place on Earth you would want to be and be happy you aren't there.
Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Doubt is often the begining of wisdom"
"Sharing is good fun. It lets everyone get joy out of your stuff instead of just you alone. Then they'll share their stuff with you, and everyone will have stuff to share. Then you're all good, and having fun."
"Through most of the war we fought as nobles might. Never betraying, never deceitful. But there came a point where tripping the soldier next to you might mean another day of life..."
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated."EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth--how about a fountain of SMART?
All generalizations are false, including this one.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Don't miss the beautiful colours of the rainbow while you're looking for the pot of gold at the end of it.
The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
A bore is a fellow who persists in talking about himself when you want to talk about yourself.
We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope.
What light? I'm still looking for the tunnel!
People who say nothing is impossible should try gargling with their mouths closed.
Ideas are like children-no matter how much you admire someone else's, you can't help liking your own best.
Truth does not depend on a consensus of opinion.
One nice thing about growing older is that you and your children eventually wind up on the same side of the generation gap.
Noah didn't wait for his ship to come in...he built one!
Adolescence is the awkward age when a child is too old to say something cute and too young to say something sensible.
The chief function of your body is to carry your brain around.
Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope... today is getting from one to the other.
A handful is patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
Success consists of getting up just one more time than you've fallen down.
Some days you're the bug; some days, the windshield!
The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.
What we need is more milk of human kindness in the cream of society.
Life is easier than you think -- you have to do is this: Accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, bear the intolerable, and be able to smile at anything.
Being different isn't the same as making a difference.
Every time I think about exercise, I lie down 'til the thought goes away.
Friendship multiplies joy and divides grief.
Good sense is easier to have than use.
Tourist: A person who travels a thousand miles to get a picture of himself standing by his car.
Is that even a real word?? If it is, I bow to your greatness. If it isn't, I still bow to your greatness for coming up with it!
Profoundity - the act of penetrating beyond what is superficial or obvious, creating intellectually penetrating or emotionally deepening; from the depths of your being.
Yeah that sounds good... lets go with that.
After all, it's on the internet... IT MUST BE TRUE!!!
If you did write something profound it would be deleted. There are profonudanty rules on this forum.
Our moderator may be reading this right now with his finger hovering over the big red D button in case something truly profound comes up.
Oh look, the opportunity to turn this into a religious argument...... (Stirs the pot and runs for his life.....)
C'mon now Rjee,
and your midnight underwear run into the highway.
Profound is your middle name.
I need a nap first, smart guys like me need naps
It's now 6:50 is your nap done yet?
Looks more like 4:36 to me. HMMMMM.
to paraphrase the Pale Rider..
"If you're waitin' for RJ to say something profound, you might have a long wait ahead of ya"
Main Entry: 1pro·found
Pronunciation: pr&-'faund, prO-
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French profond deep, from Latin profundus, from pro- before + fundus bottom -- more at [SIZE=-1]PRO-[/SIZE], [SIZE=-1]BOTTOM[/SIZE]
1 a : having intellectual depth and insight b : difficult to fathom or understand
Colum B, I think
Ok, ok, pretty soon here
Working it up in my head
I got suspense wood.
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