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Who's the dummy ????

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 20, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    Who\'s the dummy ????

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night
    he's doing
    a show in a small club in a small town in Alabama. With his dummy on his knee,
    he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
    "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's
    hair have to
    do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me
    from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person...because you and your kind continue to
    discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general . . . and all in the name of humor!"
    The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, then the blonde yells: "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little smart-ass
    on your knee!"
  2. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

    Mar 7, 2000
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    Re: Who\'s the dummy ????

    <font color=blue> How can you tell that your landscaper is a blond ?

    Your shrubs are a different color than your grass !

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