Thought I would put a colorado k5 spin on the this post: http://coloradok5.com/forums/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1202103&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1 BAJA BLAZER posted the chicken question in the forum above... Here are the answers I thought of.. THE QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road? k5james: I don't know but if he crosses the border his !@#$@!#$ is mine! Shaggy: Well you see the chicken crossed the road to evolve <insert copy and pasted 'scientific' crap here> blah blah Timmay: Cause she has a date with me /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif ncBloodhound: John Kerry is a poser, and so is the chicken! Post up what you think other members would say.. This is all in good fun. No one get pissy and start flamin... I even poked fun at myself.