Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Nov 13, 2006.
Women sure do cause a lot of problems in our lives...
I second that one... Seems they can bring more joy than anything else though too...
Because penises and scrotums are ugly.
Beers a close second!!!!!!!
Yeah, but they smell nice..
not to mention, have you ever tried to stick a penis inside another penis? i never have, but the mechanics of it dont look possible.
Hmmmm....so thats where God made woman cuz Adam was taking too much joy in sticking it in the butts of all those animals? Sometimes I wonder if God changed Adams name from 'Fumes?
so i dont suppose you know that Fumes' real first name is Adam, did you?
More excellent quotes from Canmore and Beater... Thanks guys, keep up the great work
Sheep run too fast. Camels drool too much. Monkeys throw their crap at us. Guess its just a process of elimination.
So much self hate
Oh. I thought his real name was Grizzly.
Dirty dishes dont clean themselves.
You don't have to like them just need to service them is all.........
This thread is gettin good, wheres the popcorn smilie when you need it
A Limerick in honour of the pretty girl who smiles and looks purdy so I'll buy her stuff, then backs out of our hot date at the last moment forcing me to scramble for a back-up date so I don't look like an idiot since I told people I would be seen by them with a date:
She thinks she's so pretty with her black hair
She smiles and I offer her dinner
Then says she must do homework in her lair
I hope she feels like quite the big winner
Rocky Horror Picture Show, chinese food
Musician and smoothie-making woman
I said it was the last time I'd be screwed
But she's too pretty to give up on, man
At least I have consolation, hurrah
The Flogging Molly Song titled, "Laura"
2 good reasons!..
Yes,they do!..BUT--they also are why WE are here at all!..the hand that rocks the cradle,rules the earth!..and..
We HAVE to like them,because they have BOOBIES!...
That is all....
My uncle Ernest has boobies, I don't like him very much though.
i think you guys know my thoughts on this.
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