why dogs are better than women

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  1. Mad-Dog

    Mad-Dog 1/2 ton status

    Mar 20, 2005
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    1 Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

    2. Dogs like beer.

    3. Dogs don't hate their bodies.

    4. Dogs don't criticize.

    5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

    6. Dogs never expect gifts.

    7. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had.

    8. Dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives.

    9. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

    10. Dogs don't cry.

    11. Dogs love it when your friends come over.

    12. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

    13. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late- the later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

    14. Anyone can get a good looking dog.

    15. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

    16. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

    17. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

    18. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

    19. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

    20. A dog's parents never visit.

    Anonymous author
    Reposted by Mad-Dog :laugh:
  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Jul 17, 2004
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    High velocity, Low altitude
    This must be from the "Why Beer is Better than Women" series. Funny.
  3. B_to_C

    B_to_C 1/2 ton status Author

    Jan 15, 2003
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    In Government Housing
    ---> I have so little respect for women who do this, and I know plenty...

    Just as long as it's not changed to "Don't let an online forum control the fate of their trucks" :crazy:

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