\"Will that cure me?\" Gay Bob goes to the doctor office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS". Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" "Eat 1 link of sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Habanero peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1 huge box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Bob asks, "Will that cure me?" Doc says,"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is really for."