So, last night the wife says its time to wrap gifts. I'd rather take a whuppin, but she does not give me that option. I clear my desk off, get paper, tape and scissors all laid out. Right off the bat, the friggin tape dispenser breaks, stabbing me in the index finger. The wife gives me the stocking stuffers for my daughter. WTF???? Rubber balls in a mesh bag, attached to a piece of cardboard. Paddle ball set, etc. A roll of tape later, its all covered up.