Wrong, but still funny

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  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House.

    After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton
    if he could use his personal bathroom.
    When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was
    astonished to see that president Clinton had a
    fancy solid gold urinal.

    That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura,
    about the urinal. "Just think " he said, "when I am
    president, I could have a gold urinal too.
    But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"

    Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour
    of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George
    had been at his discovery of the fact that in the President's
    private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

    Th! at evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready
    for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out
    who peed in your saxophone

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