Yahoo 2002 Person of the Year What a crock of frog crap!!!! Here's the nominees, with my own election commentary....... Barry Bonds-yeah, he can rip homers at the same rate I can rip nasty farts, but has the attitude of a fawking rock suffering from 'roid rage. Britney Spears-the blond, silicone-enhanced singing bombshell who's been down more guys than my ex-wife. She should of seen Bubba Ray first, I would of made her famous for better reasons. Colin Powell-Secretary of State, career Army officer who came from the slums of NYC, born of immigrant parents. Didn't respect him as the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff or his Desert Storm leadership due to his political aura, but would make a good choice if not for one of the other nominees. Emimem-white boy got game with the straighballin rappin ryhme, strait outta of Detroit. Got some good tunes rollin, but I personally think he's just a punk kid from a upper-middle class family who got no respect cause the homies dissed his Beemer. George W. Bush-Don't always agree with the man, but he's in a tough spot and is doing a great job and when it comes down to it, Algore still sucks. Howard Stern-Howard Who? 'Nuff said. J.K. Rowling-Known for the Harry Potter series, this Martha Stewart look alike would be more suited for making lez porn with Martha. Kofi Annan-Leader of the U.N. Just like any other politician from the continent of Africa, he sucks donkey a** and he can hear me holler, "**** THE UN!!!!" The Osburnes-Ozzy has always been able to wail, and in a contest between the mum and daughter, I think mum is the most doable. Serena Williams-Built like a brick sh*thouse that has the tennis circuit on fire, she plays tennis. What has she done besides giving women the impression that their place is outside the kitchen? She plays tennis. So there you have it folks, the nominees for Yahoo's Person of the Year, and all I can say is, someone needs to piss in the cup.