Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by newyorkin, Mar 31, 2006.
But at least I'm comfortable with my sexuality....
Ok seriously, I'm going to bed on that one.
I'll be right in sweety...
But will he feel it?
I think the tub of anal lube might be running low,,,poor bastige...
Well then, as a gay man, I feel I must try and convert you to same sex realtionships, because that's all we do. All we do is have hairy man sex and convert. Sometimes we change the curtains or decorate, but it's mostly hairy man sex, and converting all heterosexual males into us.
Also, there's no such thing as lesbians in our group. Nope, never mentioned. Those things are perefectly fine because it's woman doing it. See, they're on the male fantasy side of the spectrum, near the pink, we're all over on the brown side.
So, look for the fleet of Honda Civics and Jeep Libertys full of fashionable , child molesting (did I forget to mention that almost all pedophiles are gay too?), $250 haircut wearing, poodle owning, driving limp wristedly down the street, in fancy patterns.
If you need any more help recognizing us, we all have lisps and moustaches and wear leather.
We like rainbows too.
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Does this mean Asian lady boys are out?
Where's my pistol... my ass hurts already.
No see, Asian Lady Boys are out of the normal moral righteous cockswinging but not cockloving majority's view. They are nowhere near the contiguous Unit States and therefore fall under the main heading of "Damn Dirty Foriegners That Steal Jobs And Need To Leave"
Paul, can you please edit RJ's posts in this thread? They approach seriousness. Our gay/black/asian/red/foriegn/poor/rich and mostly, ugly, brethren might get offended.
Uh oh, I've been ambushed by boobies! I can feel my homosecuality waning, waning, waxing, waning, waining.... gone
Man, boobies change everything
Ratch, generally, when I ponder my sexuality, I usually conclude with
"Hmmmm... nope, I like boobies"
I mean, they're such fanciful birds
Oh bless ye, proud boobies
those crazy birds and thier blue feet
thay are just so comical
crazy comical blue footed birds they are
Alfred Hitchcocks's "The Boobies"
umm that was the birds
unless you are thhinks of a skinamax movie
It was sequel! I sequel with no equal! I don't mean the artificial sweetener either! When you have boobies, the sweet, sweet boobies, you need no more sweetness, they are ambrosia, those magnificent boobies.
they have red feet too
crazy boobies with nipple's on their heads
You mean these guy's ?
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