Some guys and I at the hanger came up with some foxworthy knock-offs. It was originaly job specific for our rating (aviation machinist mate), but I thought that it works well here too! So you might be a mechanic if... -you have to wash your hands before you pee. -you think the black fingerprints on your sandwich add flavor. -you've seen your name on a meineke shirt. -you have torque values tattooed on your arm so you can set your calibrated elbow. -your name is two letters (JJ, JD) These are just a couple. What do you guys have?