You might be a Mudbogger If:
You have ever had 2 wheels off the ground (or off the truck completely) and thought "I’m in good shape."
You favorite cologne is "Eau de Turbo Blue"
You have ever heard a counselor say "no I don't think 38" Boggers will work well under your wife's Ford Fiesta."
You have to get the wheel barrow to clean your drive way off after you wash your vehicle.
You have driven a vehicle for 4 hours straight ...to make a 8 second run
Your email address refers to your truck rather than to you.
You measure all family acquisitions in terms of the number of parts that could have been purchased.
You look at the purchase of 1 ton axles as a long term investment.
You have enough spare parts to build another truck.
You have truck parts in your cubicle at work.
Your Christmas list begins with another set of boggers and spool and your 'significant other' knows what they are
After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?" the next question is always: "And you do this for fun? Right?"
You have a separate drawer for 'Mud Bog clothes'.
You plan your wedding around the mud bog schedule.
You give out 4 wheel Parts Wholesalers number when a friend asks for the best hardware store.
You hate long distance driving, but you will gladly drive 800 miles to a mudbog
You save broken parts as " momentos".
You know the exact story behind every one! (see above)
Your idea of a good time is sitting around figuring out gear ratios and the ideal ratio for given situations.
When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "Jegs or Summit"
You own five Trucks and only one of them is street legal.
Your video collection contains more mud bog videos then regular videos.
Your friends call to tell you they found another truck in the woods rather than to see how your doing.
You refer to "Friends" by the type of truck they drive rather than names.
You filled out the Top Truck Challenge Voting card but threw away the Census 2000 forms.
90% of you work e-mail is wheeling related
You can remember how to get to every mud bog you've been on but get lost going to your in-laws.
"The Big Question" refers to Bogger or TSL.
When someone says someone is Biased you immediately think of tires.
Your truck no longer fits in the garage.
Your truck has gone to super model status and doesn't leave the garage for any payout less than $300.
You base your next vehicle purchase on what parts you have laying at the garage that will fit on it
You'll drop a couple grand on new axles but the kitchen sink still leaks.
You look at a low spot in a powerline and can determine the best line.
You base your social class on how much air you caught at the last mud bog rather than how much money you make.
You carry more parts to the mud bog than home.
You've installed or though about installing a lift and DANA 60s on the lawn mower.
You buy new boggers for your mud bog truck and pick them up in a truck that has tires so worn out that you can see the air in them
You have ever had 2 wheels off the ground (or off the truck completely) and thought "I’m in good shape."
You favorite cologne is "Eau de Turbo Blue"
You have ever heard a counselor say "no I don't think 38" Boggers will work well under your wife's Ford Fiesta."
You have to get the wheel barrow to clean your drive way off after you wash your vehicle.
You have driven a vehicle for 4 hours straight ...to make a 8 second run
Your email address refers to your truck rather than to you.
You measure all family acquisitions in terms of the number of parts that could have been purchased.
You look at the purchase of 1 ton axles as a long term investment.
You have enough spare parts to build another truck.
You have truck parts in your cubicle at work.
Your Christmas list begins with another set of boggers and spool and your 'significant other' knows what they are
After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?" the next question is always: "And you do this for fun? Right?"
You have a separate drawer for 'Mud Bog clothes'.
You plan your wedding around the mud bog schedule.
You give out 4 wheel Parts Wholesalers number when a friend asks for the best hardware store.
You hate long distance driving, but you will gladly drive 800 miles to a mudbog
You save broken parts as " momentos".
You know the exact story behind every one! (see above)
Your idea of a good time is sitting around figuring out gear ratios and the ideal ratio for given situations.
When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "Jegs or Summit"
You own five Trucks and only one of them is street legal.
Your video collection contains more mud bog videos then regular videos.
Your friends call to tell you they found another truck in the woods rather than to see how your doing.
You refer to "Friends" by the type of truck they drive rather than names.
You filled out the Top Truck Challenge Voting card but threw away the Census 2000 forms.
90% of you work e-mail is wheeling related
You can remember how to get to every mud bog you've been on but get lost going to your in-laws.
"The Big Question" refers to Bogger or TSL.
When someone says someone is Biased you immediately think of tires.
Your truck no longer fits in the garage.
Your truck has gone to super model status and doesn't leave the garage for any payout less than $300.
You base your next vehicle purchase on what parts you have laying at the garage that will fit on it
You'll drop a couple grand on new axles but the kitchen sink still leaks.
You look at a low spot in a powerline and can determine the best line.
You base your social class on how much air you caught at the last mud bog rather than how much money you make.
You carry more parts to the mud bog than home.
You've installed or though about installing a lift and DANA 60s on the lawn mower.
You buy new boggers for your mud bog truck and pick them up in a truck that has tires so worn out that you can see the air in them
