You Think I Should Help Her Oot?!!!

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  1. CDA 455

    CDA 455 3/4 ton status

    Jun 2, 2006
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    What do you think, should I help her oot???!!!!!

    Good day,

    This business proposal to you is strictly confidential, with due
    respect. Sorry at this perceived confusion or stress you may have
    this letter from me, Since we have not known ourselves or met
    previously. Despite that, I am constrained to write you this letter
    because of
    the urgency of it.

    By way of self introduction, I am Mrs. Sarah Montgomery, the wife of
    late H.B MONTGOMERY formal director general in charge of the National
    sales of diamonds(DIAMOND RESERVE) Who died in the Sierra Leone civil
    disturbance [War]. My three daughters , my step son and I are trapped
    obnoxious custom and traditional norms. We have suffered maltreatment
    untold hardship in the hands of my late husband's family, simply
    because I did
    not bear a male child [heir apparent] for my late husband. By
    tradition, all
    that my late husband had, [wealth] belongs to his brothers/family. And
    is to be remarried by his immediate younger brother which I vehemently
    They have taken all that I suffered with my husband to acquire
    treasures, houses and his bank particular seized by them I wanted to
    escape to
    the United State of America [USA} with my children on exile, but again
    conspired and stole my international passport and other traveling
    document to
    further frust rate me. Thank God, two weeks ago, my late husband lawyer
    received Key Text Code [KTC} from a Security & Finance Company abroad,
    that my
    late husband deposited of U.S $15.2 Million [fifteen Million Two
    Thousand United States Dollars] cash, with this company.

    It has therefore, become very necessary and urgent to contact someone,
    a foreigner like you to help me receive/secure these consignment
    overseas after the consignment has been claim from the security you can
    assist me to place the funds in a reliable bank Account (presumably an
    Bank Account, if available) and to help invest it on our behalf as
    well, while
    we find a way of getting out to meet with you in your country.

    These consignment are kept on an "OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE? with the
    Security Company to avoid detection, seizure or diversion. my late
    husband attorney have had several telephone discussions with the
    Director of the security company, who has express willingness to help
    me on
    meeting the company's demands. This is why I have contacted you to
    help save my
    children and I, receive these consignment on our behalf.
    But, you would need to give me sufficient assurance that if you help
    me, you
    wouldn?t divert the funds. My children and I have resolved to give you
    20% of
    the total sum. This
    is all my children and I have got to live on. Please, I have reposed my
    confidence in you and hope you will not disappoint me. I look forward
    to your urgent response, including your private phone / mobile No and
    also your fax no for easier communication.

    Stay blessed.

    Mrs.Sarah Montgomery.
  2. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jan 12, 2001
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    Be a good citizen. Help her out. :doah:

    Better yet, go with it and try to scam the scammer.

    Remember the laptop scam incident? Do the same to this person. :D
  3. Shawn

    Shawn Nuckin Futz! Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

    Feb 17, 2000
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  4. W7NB

    W7NB 1/2 ton status

    Nov 9, 2006
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    Springtucky, OR
    Dear Mrs. Montgomery,

    I am sorry to hear of your plight, and of the subterfuge being used against you by your family.

    I try to be a charatable sort and help out when people are in need. I am unfortunately in the process of trying to transfer US $29,000,000 for a gentelman in Nigeria who was also suffering through difficulties recovering money from an account left in an American bank by his father-in-law when he passed away in a tragic plane crash that also took the lives of the gentelmans wife, children, and favorite pet hamster.

    Since this transaction has been mired by such silly things as the fact that the bank I am to draw funds from does not seem to exist I will not be able to help you directly with the money transfer. I may have another way to help however.

    Since the issue was your lack of a male child, if you are still of suitable child bearing condition and not uglier then my two mules I would be willing to assist you by copulating with you with the purpose of producing a defacto heir for your late husband. If the produced offspring turns out to be female, she could be sent to China where I understand they are suffering a severe lack of female babies. We could then liase once again and repeat untill a male heir was produced.

    The only issue I see with this plan is that I am a good old fashioned European-American, also know as a redneck white boy. I fear that the child we produced might raise some suspisions amoung your family and not be accepted as rightful heir to your husbands estate.

    As this is the likely outcome, I feel that the best help I can offer is to sugest you go F$&k yourself, and see if the results are satisfactory for your family and friends. Good luck in this endevor!


    CDA 455
    Last edited: May 3, 2007
  5. CDA 455

    CDA 455 3/4 ton status

    Jun 2, 2006
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    43rd State

    Man, that was the best!!

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