Bury me, cheap.
No open casket.
Don't drag it out, just quick service and straight into the ground.
Instead of a wake or drawn out service, try get my/our friends together a few weeks later for a bbq/picnic and show old wheeling videos.
Now that I read that, it seems like I've spent too much time thinking about it.
A friend once told me he thought he'd want to be put in his antique 50 Chevy and have it crushed .like in the Bond movie "Goldfinger"...and be buried in it...but he's dead now,died in '07,and had a "ordinary" funeral and casket,and he decided to sell the car about a year before he passed..
Another guy I know who was a commercial fisherman said "Just put me in a woodchipper,50 miles out to sea,and say "See ya later Chum"....don't know if he is still alive today,lost touch with him long ago..
I never really though about the whole thing and what I'd want to happen...I always just figured I'd die in my truck and that's all I really wanna take with me. Yes I'd like to take my truck with me..Even if that means digging a big enough hole for the both of us (me and my truck).
I don't want anyone to make a big deal about me because truth is, if people can't remember me and spend time with me while I'm here then why make time to remember me when I'm dead. Simple as that. Just dig a hole and put me in it.