Focking genius! Brief Safe, The Ultimate Safe I think this is a new low for us but I could not resist because it just makes me laugh too hard, plus we already had one toilet post this week. The Brief Safe is a simple yet effective tool for protecting your goods. The people over at Brief Safe realize that no burglar or person with all portions of the brain intact would dare look for cash in a pair of tighty-whities that are heavily stained. The specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables. The guys over at Productdose ask if the Brief Safe is Vulgar genius or genius-ly vulgar? I say pure genius.