Zip it

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  1. NoSmog73

    NoSmog73 1/2 ton status

    Sep 28, 2001
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    In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful
    young woman was waiting for the bus.

    Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt.
    As the bus rolled up and it became her turn
    to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was
    too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step.

    So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the
    bus driver she reached behind her and
    unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give
    her enough slack to raise her leg.

    Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover
    she still could not make the step.

    So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached
    behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more.
    And for a second time she attempted the step and once again,
    much to her disgust she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

    So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending
    skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.

    About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up
    easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
    Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him
    ''How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! ''

    At this the Texan drawled, ''Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you
    but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'
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  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon
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  3. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

    Oct 29, 2001
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    corpus christi, texas.
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