Attn: Mrk5, attn: Mrk5

[Jason4x4]

My recycled truck sticker is almost completely fallen off, how do I submit a warranty claim for a new one?

 

[mrk5]

Warranty?

 

[cybrfire]

I'd like to have a sticker that says,

This truck was not built with recycled parts. It took alot of energy to create this one vehicle. There isn't anything green about it. It uses alot of gasoline and that's all there is too it. It's not a necessary vehicle nor does it take me any place I really need to go.

OK, so maybe that'd be too much for a sticker.

 

[mrk5]

I'm confused, do you want a sticker or a book?

 

[Jason4x4]

Warranty?

Yes, Warranty, a sticker, by design, should stick, and mine doesn't stick, so it falls under the warranty clause.

 

[mrk5]

How do I know if I give you another sticker that maybe it won't stick either? I don't sell stickers to people who are going to mistreat them. I may need to report you to the Sticker Coalition. You may need to be black listed from ALL future sticker purchases...

 

[Jason4x4]

How do I know if I give you another sticker that maybe it won't stick either? I don't sell stickers to people who are going to mistreat them. I may need to report you to the Sticker Coalition. You may need to be black listed from ALL future sticker purchases...

HAHA, I win, I didn't Purchase the first one...

 

[mrk5]

I know what the problem is, you have to peel the backing off before you can stick the sticker on...

 

[Jason4x4]

haha, I did that, I even spit shined the dirty metal I stuck it to.

 

[mrk5]

Have you tried duct tape?

 

[Jason4x4]

I don't want to recycle my recycle sticker by covering it with duct tape.

 

[70jimmy]

Super Glue, Chewing Gum, Gasket material.

 

[mrk5]

glue stick

 

[Jason4x4]

I am anti glue stick

 

[mrk5]

contact cement

 

[Jason4x4]

I am anti contact cement too

 

[mrk5]

double stick tape

 

[Jason4x4]

don't have any

 

[mrk5]

Okay, that's the solution then. I'll bring you some double stick tape.

 

[Jason4x4]

alrighty then