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This beater just fell into my lap, but I'm already successful so I'd like to offer the opportunity and investment to you guys!
Are you ready to stop starting Go-Fund me pages and start making REAL money? Ready to seal the deal and lock in your future with your parents trust fund? Ready to finally get that job promotion? Ready for woman to see you for who you are and stop assuming you are so superficial???
Well look no more!
Your financial troubles are all but over when you arrive in this monstrosity!! People will not only feel sorry for you but want to start helping you move ahead in life. I suspect the next owner of this jeep wont have it long indeed, as your fortune is only a guilt trip away.
Having dating issues? How could any woman not see you as humble when you open this door and introduce her to well work cracked aged leather? Hell, she is bound to call you again after that first date if only to ask if she lost something in the holy Jody Arias attacked special edition seats! Almost guaranteeing you a second interaction! Go ahead..go for the kiss!
But wait? Maybe you are happily taken with those charming looks this jeep is guaranteed not to compete with..in this word of haves and have not, maybe your little brat is growing up quick and you want to teach him what empathy is?
Have that little mouthy ungrateful **** drive this James Arthur Ray inspired sweat lodge. Not only will he quickly gain work ethic, you wont be finding him getting any girl pregnant any time soon as those gold digging whores are more likely to run when they see the Creep-Jeep. "creep-jeep is a licensed trademark term and is not included in sale"
Also would be surprisingly effective as a very short term mother and law suite.
Put that old hag in a care-home where she belongs
You are bound to mess up her meds if you try to distribute them yourselves, hell you cant even remember to take your trash can out every week!
Surprisingly, this HOA Assault vehicle on wheel is actually mobile still, some of the features:
* It runs! I know..I wouldn't have believed it myself!
*5.2 V8, so quiet you wont even know its running, surprises everyone!
*AWD..some cars out there dont even drive, that's all this one does!
*transmission shifts in all gears, a sure rarity for a Chrysler product
*4x4 works! If you need to head for the hills from her dad, here ya go!
* Tires hold air, drive past any house on the Reservation ..this is RARE
*Paint, it has it
*Seats, has those
*miles? 200k, just like your income when you get the pity raise!
*Extras? Hell no.
*back seat? Yup, ignore those stains, the 2 girls thought they were slumming it with me and we got wild back there! "pic included"
*fits right in at a grave yard "it looks dead"
*cigarette lighter? Yup, burn this bitch when your Rich and done with it!
*ac? Blows like the Olsen twins, but not cold, may need a recharge or work
Clean notarized title ready to go!
Purchase options:
$1175.00 and includes 1 year member ship to AAA
OR,
$1075.00 and I wont take a penny more!
Are you ready to stop starting Go-Fund me pages and start making REAL money? Ready to seal the deal and lock in your future with your parents trust fund? Ready to finally get that job promotion? Ready for woman to see you for who you are and stop assuming you are so superficial???
Well look no more!
Your financial troubles are all but over when you arrive in this monstrosity!! People will not only feel sorry for you but want to start helping you move ahead in life. I suspect the next owner of this jeep wont have it long indeed, as your fortune is only a guilt trip away.
Having dating issues? How could any woman not see you as humble when you open this door and introduce her to well work cracked aged leather? Hell, she is bound to call you again after that first date if only to ask if she lost something in the holy Jody Arias attacked special edition seats! Almost guaranteeing you a second interaction! Go ahead..go for the kiss!
But wait? Maybe you are happily taken with those charming looks this jeep is guaranteed not to compete with..in this word of haves and have not, maybe your little brat is growing up quick and you want to teach him what empathy is?
Have that little mouthy ungrateful **** drive this James Arthur Ray inspired sweat lodge. Not only will he quickly gain work ethic, you wont be finding him getting any girl pregnant any time soon as those gold digging whores are more likely to run when they see the Creep-Jeep. "creep-jeep is a licensed trademark term and is not included in sale"
Also would be surprisingly effective as a very short term mother and law suite.
Put that old hag in a care-home where she belongs
You are bound to mess up her meds if you try to distribute them yourselves, hell you cant even remember to take your trash can out every week!Surprisingly, this HOA Assault vehicle on wheel is actually mobile still, some of the features:
* It runs! I know..I wouldn't have believed it myself!
*5.2 V8, so quiet you wont even know its running, surprises everyone!
*AWD..some cars out there dont even drive, that's all this one does!
*transmission shifts in all gears, a sure rarity for a Chrysler product
*4x4 works! If you need to head for the hills from her dad, here ya go!
* Tires hold air, drive past any house on the Reservation ..this is RARE
*Paint, it has it
*Seats, has those
*miles? 200k, just like your income when you get the pity raise!
*Extras? Hell no.
*back seat? Yup, ignore those stains, the 2 girls thought they were slumming it with me and we got wild back there! "pic included"
*fits right in at a grave yard "it looks dead"
*cigarette lighter? Yup, burn this bitch when your Rich and done with it!
*ac? Blows like the Olsen twins, but not cold, may need a recharge or work
Clean notarized title ready to go!
Purchase options:
$1175.00 and includes 1 year member ship to AAA
OR,
$1075.00 and I wont take a penny more!
