Canuck
1/2 ton status
Blazer Bagged It\'s First Deer
Sunday night I was cruising down the highway. Saw the doe and I slowed down. She jumpped across the front of the Blazer. Didn't see the fawn. The FUC*$G thing ran right into my passenger side door, denting it right in. I stopped and backed up. It pretty much broke it's neck. After a few fustrated kicks to the head (hope there's no animal lovers reading this) I bled it out, planning on picking it up on the way back.
Of course I got pulled over by the cops on the way home, for no apparent reason. I said while your hasseling me for no reason, I would like to report hitting the deer. He looked at the damage, saw the hair, then believed me. I said I was going to pick it up on the way home. He said no your not, you have to leave it for the coyotes. "It's the law" . Needless to say, the coyotes got a great meal and I got a dent in the Blazer. Fortunately, there's no deductable for hitting a deer.
Blazer one deer none!!!
Canuck
Go Wide or Stay @ Home
Sunday night I was cruising down the highway. Saw the doe and I slowed down. She jumpped across the front of the Blazer. Didn't see the fawn. The FUC*$G thing ran right into my passenger side door, denting it right in. I stopped and backed up. It pretty much broke it's neck. After a few fustrated kicks to the head (hope there's no animal lovers reading this) I bled it out, planning on picking it up on the way back.
Of course I got pulled over by the cops on the way home, for no apparent reason. I said while your hasseling me for no reason, I would like to report hitting the deer. He looked at the damage, saw the hair, then believed me. I said I was going to pick it up on the way home. He said no your not, you have to leave it for the coyotes. "It's the law" . Needless to say, the coyotes got a great meal and I got a dent in the Blazer. Fortunately, there's no deductable for hitting a deer.
Blazer one deer none!!!
Canuck
Go Wide or Stay @ Home
hehehehe...hit a doe in my friends girlfiends car....the car was so low to the ground that all i could see were the legs.... by then it was to late....hehehe...ooooops!!!!...glad it wasnt my car!!...
