Ddragggon
1/2 ton status
boy, I tell ya, one could confuse me for bi-polar at times...
on my way back from central california tonite, it began raining. a lot. as my rear window rapidly fogged over, I began pondering ponderous thoughts... why is it, every new crapwagon on the market gets a rear windshield wiper, but I don't? if they can cram the guts for one inside the tailgate of a ford, or chrysler minivan, then there ought to be craploads of room for one inside my tailgate. even if there isn't room, I can always hang it from the roof, and hide the guts inside the rear AC shroud... Right?
someone back me up on this, and some one else start getting me some damn dimensions.
next up, my gauge cluster console is small... puny even. so, I plan to expand it, and work some sort of Voodoo magic on the dash to make it look remarkably stock. details, photoshops, and etc when I get some time. the basic idea, is to integrate my damn CB into the dash, along with a few other gauges that I like ( vac, secondary water temp, oil temp, tranny temp) I'd also like to integrate a 24 inch widescreen plasma TV that folds into the ceiling, track lighting, Rosewood & Leather trim, power sliding rear roof hatch that'll allow me to do a 1 button conversion from a suburban to an avalanche, and install an engine that runs on water, yet gives me 500 HP, and 600 Ft/lbs torque, at off idle.
-Rich
on my way back from central california tonite, it began raining. a lot. as my rear window rapidly fogged over, I began pondering ponderous thoughts... why is it, every new crapwagon on the market gets a rear windshield wiper, but I don't? if they can cram the guts for one inside the tailgate of a ford, or chrysler minivan, then there ought to be craploads of room for one inside my tailgate. even if there isn't room, I can always hang it from the roof, and hide the guts inside the rear AC shroud... Right?
someone back me up on this, and some one else start getting me some damn dimensions.
next up, my gauge cluster console is small... puny even. so, I plan to expand it, and work some sort of Voodoo magic on the dash to make it look remarkably stock. details, photoshops, and etc when I get some time. the basic idea, is to integrate my damn CB into the dash, along with a few other gauges that I like ( vac, secondary water temp, oil temp, tranny temp) I'd also like to integrate a 24 inch widescreen plasma TV that folds into the ceiling, track lighting, Rosewood & Leather trim, power sliding rear roof hatch that'll allow me to do a 1 button conversion from a suburban to an avalanche, and install an engine that runs on water, yet gives me 500 HP, and 600 Ft/lbs torque, at off idle.
-Rich