Hope all are ok, what happened?
Nothing some cutting, hammering and bondo won't fix....its only a BMW so no loss.
You need to just chain the ass end to that tree and drive off. That'll straighten right out.
I had to let someone else help him because I couldnt stop laughing.funny story, but off topic.
A guy came in to where I work a couple weeks ago and starts describing a clunking noise in the rear end on his truck. He wants to know what is wrong so to get a little background info I asked how long it has been making the noise. He replies with, "It didnt ever do it until after we tied the bumper to a tree with a chain." I raise my eyebrow and ask why he tied it to a tree. He said he was trying to get the bumper off and the bolts were stuck so he tied it to a tree and started jerking.I had to let someone else help him because I couldnt stop laughing.







Back to the BMW, if I were you I would have just let off the gass and would have tried my luck with my speed taking the curve, this BMW could have easily taken a curve 5-10 mph over the suggested speed. Hell I take curves with my 18 wheeler 5 miles over the speed suggested and one time I was caught off guard and took a 35 mph curve at 60mph and decelerating only with the jake brake, no braking on a curve if you want to survive, the only thing that happened was my rear trailer axles lifted off the ground about 1 foot for 300 feet until I started straightening out then they went back down, I was empty though so it helped.![]()
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Yeah, I realize that I ****ed up on many levels. But either way it's a known problem stretch of road. My tow truck driver told me they call it the louge (how do you spell that? Luge?).
I was telling a stopped car I was alright, and almost watched a car go in the same area. It was an Audi station wagon. And it was raining. Sorry never wrote that. But still I could've done things to prevent it.
BMW- Bent Mangled & Warped
Hope all are ok, what happened?

you guys can talk sh*t about the bimmers all you want, but the build quality of that car is probably what saved his life.
i was in a terrible accident in an e30, and i crawled out of the sunroof unscathed.
....whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine.....