I would wish you luck in your mission of totally disgusting your neighbors, but since I have been to your house and have seen how it looks pulling up I don't really think you need and good luck wishes as help to disgust them. I'm sure you are doing it quite easily with that new rig. And if that don't do the trick that crewcab most definitely will!
For everyone else reading: I'm not "really" bashing on Allan here. I have a ton of rusty Ford, Dodge, Chevy, BMW and Toyota carcasses laying around my place too. And my place is HIGHLY visible to all and my garbage really stands out. Just I am the lucky one that I have no neighbors for a half mile in either direction!