I once hauled a Lincoln 225/AS gas powered welder I bought home in a '93 Dodge Caravan..thing is bigger and weighs as much or more than a V8 engine..
The guy I bought it from, firefighter , had it in the bed of a pickup truck..I met him at the fire station he worked at.
He had two 2x10 planks in his truck,and a 3 foot hunk of thick pipe--that was it..
I had no come-a-long or tie downs..I forgot to bring them,and I wasn't sure I was going to buy the welder..all the seats except the two front seats in the van were removed and left at home..
The guy had some of the other firemen help,and they put the two planks on his tailgate,and down into the rear hatch of my van,and they used the pipe as a roller under the welder--it rolled a bit too well,the welder practically flew into the van,the guys had to bail and let it go!..
It stopped about half way up to the slider door area--the pipe "roller" was trapped under it,and the guy said "keep it,maybe it'll help getting it back out !"..I drove home with the van sagging some,and took it easy,as I knew the welder having that pipe under its angle iron cradle would let it slide pretty easy--I pulled into a supermarket parking lot and dug out some clothesline type rope from under the front seat and tried tying the welder down,but it was kind of useless--and I tried using the seat belts,but they were too short to reach..
I drove off thinking "it'll be ok--I'll just be careful"...
I hadn't even got past the parking lot I pulled out of when some douchebag whips right out of the lot in front of me..
I had to hit the brakes hard,and the welder came forward and slammed into my seat,shoving the back of it forward and squishing me between it and the steering wheel--not hard enough to cause injury,but now I was unable to drive "right" and it was too heavy to shove back by pushing my legs against the firewall..
I ended up backing up at 20 mph ,and slammed on the brakes,and the old physics law "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" worked..the welder slid right back where it was,and I used the van's jack as a chock to keep that from happening again..
Made it home with no issues after that--but getting the welder OUT with my engine crane was a major PITA..it had a "hoisting ring" made onto the welder,but the boom on the crane,with a 6" length of chain and a hook,ended up touching the ceiling of the van before it even started lifting it up..
I ended up taking the extendable end of the boom off completely,so only the first part it slid into remained--then I had to put a chain "quick link" and the hook in the boom's pin hole,and it barely was long enough to reach the welder--I hooked a chain to the welder and used my garden tractor to drag it closer to the hatch gate,then I was able to get the boom hooked up to it and get it out--the boom was still less than 1" from the hatch opening !..
I used that van to haul two Sears Suburban garden tractors home too,one at a time..had to make two 60 mile trips each way...
I picked them up in December,it was cold out,but no snow on the ground..when I got about 20 miles down the interstate on my way home with the second tractor--I looked in the rear view mirror,and saw a bunch of "bugs" buzzing against the rear window--then I felt something bounce off my neck,I slapped it,and a dead wasp fell to the floor..
I pulled over and locked up all 4 wheels and bailed out!--I opened the rear hatch just as a car pulled up behind me--and it was a MA state trooper!..I yelled "BEEES" and he gave me a weird look,then he saw a bunch go flying away after the hatch opened..
That tractor had a HUGE nest under the chassis I was unaware of,and I guess the heat from the heater woke them up...
I used a snow brush to smash the remaining ones..the trooper just grinned and said "well,as long as you dont need assistance,I'll be on my way"..bet no one believed him if he told them he saw a bunch of wasps in December..|
I was extremely paranoid all the way home,fearing one wasp survived or more was in that nest and they'ed sting me...