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Failed U-joints?

Failed U-joints?

  • yes

    Votes: 8 61.5%

  • no?

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • crack a joke?

    Votes: 4 30.8%
  • Total voters
    13
roadnotca said:
How many know what "whack the yoke" is?
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:thinking: I know, I know!!! :deal:

Long long time ago lives a tycoon name Ahpek in a small village beneath the Shaolin mountain. This Ahpek really hamsap one and he loves Chickens! Everyday he would call the chicken without fail wan! Because Ahpek is the richest man in the village he managed to get supplies of fresh daily chickens without any problems also becoz of this hobby of his Ahpek is also nicknamed Chicken Worm by the villagers.

In chinese 'Chicken Worm means :- A fler whos addicted to hookers/whores'

And there is this Shaolin temple on top of the mountain (Of coz since this village is located beneath the Shaolin moutain there tend to be a Shaolin temple on top of the moutain la!) The Grand Shaolin Master has been hearing complains about Ahpek doings and made a statement to condem his rotten hobby, this pissed Ahpek off tremendously.

One day Ahpek with a few of his followers and a bunch of hookers goes up the hill to look for the Shaolin Master. Upon arrival at the main entrance to the shaolin temple Ahpek demanded to see the Shaolin Master. Ahpek, his followers and all the hookers are then lead to the main kungfu hall where they shall wait for the arrival of the Shaolin Master.

A few minutes later the Shaolin Master appeared and imediately Ahpek jumped out and said to him :

Ahpek : Grand Shaolin Master! I heard you tok bad about me! I do not belif that you and your shaolin monks are so holy and could not be tempted with sex! I challenge you to a SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN! If I lose I will forever forbid myself from calling chicken anymore! But if you lose, you would have to let these hookers rape you for 3 days and 3 nights!
Shaolin Master : I accept your challenge! You may choose up to 5 monks including myself for this Shaolin Showdown.
Ahpek : Ok! I choose you and 4 others monks who is standing over there at the entrance one.
Shaolin Master : As you wish, I will now ask my assistant to bring out the ultimate tools for this test.
Ahpek : OK! I accept your condition!
Shaolin Master : Cocka! Go and bring out the Sacred Kukuciao’s Rings at once!
 
Where the hell did that response come from dontoe??? :crazy:

I wack the yoke everytime I change u-joints out. It helps set and center the u-joint in the yokes. :D

Rick
 
rick88blaze said:
Where the hell did that response come from dontoe??? :crazy: Rick
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Pardon me...........wrong "whack the yoke"......I go back to Lounge now......:p:
 
I kind of got away from whacking the yoke. Then my wife got mad at me about two weeks ago, and I've had to whack it about 10 times since..
 
Hooweee, I think you boys had 'nough a dem beans.
We may get moved to the Lounge.:haha:
Liked the beer hall music Don.
 
Does this thread have anything to do with u joints, or just masturbation? I'm so confused. What is the proper way to install a u joint :confused:
 
roadnotca said:
Oh, congrats on making poster boy of the month.:D
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Thank you! I am honored!!! :D
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Oh, I quit using U-joints years ago, I've been using Flux Joints, they cost a lot more, but are practically indestructible!!! :wink1:







OK, I'm lying...........:doah:
 
78Suburban said:
Does this thread have anything to do with u joints, or just masturbation? I'm so confused. What is the proper way to install a u joint :confused:
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I had seen lots of posts about "how my U-joint blew-up" and I was concluding that maybe folks are working without knowing the correct installation method(s). Drive in the cups etc. and then relax the axial pressure with a smart rap with a hammer, on the arm of the yoke. Rotate the cross before and after to verify the correct installation.
Probably not getting much response on the poll because if you didn't know, you probably wouldn't want to admit it.
No worries James, you're too cool. Anybody that can drive around in screamin green Sub wearing a Mexican Wrestler's mask, has got 37s.:haha:
 
roadnotca said:
I had seen lots of posts about "how my U-joint blew-up" and I was concluding that maybe folks are working without knowing the correct installation method(s). Drive in the cups etc. and then relax the axial pressure with a smart rap with a hammer, on the arm of the yoke. Rotate the cross before and after to verify the correct installation.
Probably not getting much response on the poll because if you didn't know, you probably wouldn't want to admit it.
No worries James, you're too cool. Anybody that can drive around in screamin green Sub wearing a Mexican Wrestler's mask, has got 37s.:haha:
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When I disconnected my driveshafts, and put them back on, I just kinda pushed the u joint up into the yolk, and used the caps to pull it down... Are they gonna blow up :crazy:

Where can I get a Mexican Wrestler's mask? :D
 
78Suburban said:
When I disconnected my driveshafts, and put them back on, I just kinda pushed the u joint up into the yolk, and used the caps to pull it down... Are they gonna blow up :crazy:

Where can I get a Mexican Wrestler's mask? :D
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The yoke/cup I'm talking about are the others that require pressing, the ones with circlips.
I'm switching over to the green thread to research mask.:haha:
 
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