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Friday night disaster!!

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Jew Pimpin

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So I think I can finally write about this one. So I just finish my resto and take it to work on Friday. I lock the doors when I go to work and when I go to leave work to go to Europa to spin (DJ) my doors won't unlock. Something with the old locks and new doors just doensn't fly. So I crank down the back window and climb in and to no avail the doors still won't unlock. So no biggie I'll figure it out in the morning, at least I can still drive. So I go to Europa and play and hang out all night. End of night and many a Grey Goose deep I load my records and mixer in the back and roll up the back window and go to look for some friends that we're supposed to be meeting me late night. Since I'm going to look for them and have all my equipment in the back I should lock it up. So I turn the key to lock the back and the tailgate handle, window crank, and lock cylinder come off in my hand. 3 more drinks and 90 min later pop a lock shows up and gets my windows open but can't figure out the locks so I get hoisted up through the drivers door window Bo & Luke Duke style and go home and got even more wasted. Got the doors open the next day and orderd the new parts today.
 
too bad ya cant pull him over, eh Bubba? had a County Mountie pull one over in front of the house the other night, got to surf CK5 and watch a drunk assclown do the sobriety dance at the same time.
 
beater_k20 said:
too bad ya cant pull him over, eh Bubba? had a County Mountie pull one over in front of the house the other night, got to surf CK5 and watch a drunk assclown do the sobriety dance at the same time.

Gots to love your drunk drivers. Too stupid to realize their physical state and too lucky to kill themselves, only other people.....................
 
Why dont you take it easy there "Bubba Ray" or is it "Bubba" or "Ray". I messed my truck up before I was drinking with the locks then the tailgate handle came off in my hand after but I hardly thing that the fact that I was drinking made my handle fall off by simply locking it. Quick too start some **** for no reason when I was just trying to share a funny moment with some peeps on the forum. Go shuck some hay ass!
 
Jew Pimpin said:
3 more drinks and 90 min later pop a lock shows up and gets my windows open but can't figure out the locks so I get hoisted up through the drivers door window Bo & Luke Duke style and go home and got even more wasted.

"3 more drinks"... "even more wasted"...

yeah, sounds like you were sober to me, ass. :screwy:
 
wait a minute. before he gets a chance to reply he's going to tell you how he's not a lightweight, and a heavy guy, so according to the DMV BAC chart, he can pound a beer every half an hour and still be "cool to drive". :crazy:
 
beater_k20 said:
"3 more drinks"... "even more wasted"...

yeah, sounds like you were sober to me, ass. :screwy:

We should give this guy a break since he was so drunk that he didn't even know he was drunk. :shame: :angry1:

What an ASS for him to think he wasn't drunk when he drove home.
 
Jew Pimpin said:
Why dont you take it easy there "Bubba Ray" or is it "Bubba" or "Ray". I messed my truck up before I was drinking with the locks then the tailgate handle came off in my hand after but I hardly thing that the fact that I was drinking made my handle fall off by simply locking it. Quick too start some **** for no reason when I was just trying to share a funny moment with some peeps on the forum. Go shuck some hay ass!

Not cool to talk so much smack to a long-time, respected (sort of :D ) member, new guy. There are a few opinions around here that are shared by most all of us, and one is that any sort of drinking and driving is for assclowns. By you're own posting, you have described, at least the way I read it, some drunken idiocy. We all make mistakes, and we all love new members, but you might try not to stick your foot in your mouth right off the bat. Welcome to CK5.

Oh,and I'm not positive, but I'm fairly cetain that nobody round these parts is a "peep".
 
So wait...I'm still confused. Is this thread titled "Friday night disaster" because you didn't die? If so, I wholeheartedly agree.
 
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